Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (4 of 5)
I don't really care about Metal Gear in general. Heavy handed messages about militarism coupled with waiting for security guards to do their rounds is not my idea of a good time.
Luckily in Revengeance, hiding in a box like this is largely optional. Most of the time you'll be playing a Devil May Cry style action game and doing stuff like this:
Raiden has just sliced an enemy in half, exposing his blue glowing spine full of delicious health and energy. Why wouldn't a blow that slices the rest of a battle cyborg in half slice the spine in half? Because video games.
Here we see Raiden running from a helicopter, the natural enemy of most video game characters.
And here we see him slicing it into pieces. Yep. Slicing helicopters into pieces with a sword.
340 pieces is my personal best.
This is now and forever shall be my favorite Metal Gear game.